The nation’s #1 aquatic glute delivery service.
Whether you’re throwing a yacht party, lakeside luau, or just need a little cheeky surprise at your beach bonfire, we bring premium-grade butts directly to your dock — fast, fresh, and fabulously firm.
How It Works
Our comprehensive suite of services caters to a diverse clientele, ranging from party hosts to your dad.
Pick Your Package
Choose from a curated selection of artisanal cabooses — from “Classic Cutie” to “Bootylicious Deluxe.”
Choose Your Vessel
From paddleboards to pontoon boats, we’ve got the watercraft to float your fanny fantasy.
Set Sail
Your butts arrive with fanfare, flair, and optional music cues (Saxophone Solo, Bongo Jam, or “Thong Song” remix).
What Our Clients Are Saying
Kayla M., Miami FL
- “My bachelorette party exploded the second those butts showed up by paddleboard. 12/10, would booty again.”
Trent D., Lake Havasu AZ
- “I didn’t know I needed nautical cheeks at my backyard luau, but now I’ll never party without them.”
Angela R., Destin FL
- “Showed up on a jetski, did a slow-motion walk-up in glitter shorts. Grandma loved it. We all did.”
Darnell K., Fort Lauderdale FL
- “Professional, punctual, peachy.”